The Zombie Apocalypse Has Officially Started

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The Zombie Apocalypse Has Officially Started

Post by WarDad » Wed May 30, 2012 7:48 pm

The Zombie Apocalypse Has Officially Started
Here is a collection of recent news articles dealing with strange medical occurances in South Florida.

5/16: McArthur High School HazMat Situation
Students, Teachers Decontaminated After Breaking Out In Rash
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/05/16/mcarthur-high-school-contamination_n_1521764.html

5/19: No confirmation on chemical at Fort Lauderdale International Airport
http://www.wptv.com/dpp/news/terminal-2-evacuated-at-fort-lauderdale-airport-in-hazmat-scare

5/21: Police: Man bites woman in Westchester
http://www.mysuburbanlife.com/westchester/newsnow/x639948018/Police-Man-bites-woman-in-Westchester

5/23: I-285 reopens after hazmat incident
http://www.wesh.com/r/31112110/detail.html

5/23: Man Bites Cousin’s Nose Off
http://www.nbcsandiego.com/news/local/Man-Bites-Cousins-Nose-Off-153100125.html

5/24: Second Broward school reports mystery rash
http://www.miamiherald.com/2012/05/24/2815003/second-broward-school-reports.html

5/25: ‘Disoriented’ passenger subdued on flight in Miami
http://www.foxnews.com/us/2012/05/25/passenger-restrained-on-flight-to-miami-arrested

5/26: Naked Man Allegedly Eating Victim’s Face Shot And Killed By Miami Police
http://news.yahoo.com/witness-says-naked-attacker-chewing-mans-face-162408953.html

5/26: Florida Doctor Spits Blood at Highway Patrolmen After DUI Arrest
http://abcnews.go.com/US/florida-doctor-spits-blood-troopers-face-dui-arrest/story?id=16436402

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Re: The Zombie Apocalypse Has Officially Started

Post by U.E.D.C. » Wed May 30, 2012 8:54 pm

All right let's not panic. I'm sure there's a perfectly reaso- oh god who am I kidding? It's the end of the world! We're all going to die! :bigmouth:
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Re: The Zombie Apocalypse Has Officially Started

Post by Civilman » Sat Feb 22, 2014 1:54 am

February 21sr, 2014. No zombies. Sorry for everyone getting there hopes up.

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Re: The Zombie Apocalypse Has Officially Started

Post by Cpt. Awesome » Thu Feb 27, 2014 4:15 pm

Sorry....until our reality starts colliding with the evil dimension...I remain completely un-worried :D

I know its silly...but there is just no way a "sciene-zombie" apocalypse could ever happen without some kind of purposeful guiding influence. (based on basic physiology alone)


p.s. Not saying science-zombies are inherently bad...just that having enough medical knowledge really hampers my ability to suspend disbelief and get invested....even for entertainment purposes (I know its silly)

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Re: The Zombie Apocalypse Has Officially Started

Post by Erinys » Wed Mar 12, 2014 1:42 am

I've been reading these news stories as well, for the record.

I am particularly disturbed by the repeated attacks in Florida, where disoriented or crazed people attack and devour the victim's face specifically. That is officially Not Good. :?

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