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Post by buddahcjcc » Sun Nov 12, 2006 1:46 am

To confuse the enemy, the Humans figure out how to hack into the other races' communication signals and begin pumping the frequescies with heavy metal. Especially Guns N Roses.
Imagine being on a Liir ship, and opening a channel to talk to your fellow ship and ,"WELCOME TO THE JUNGLE" comes screaming across the channel at realistic (110 Db) volume levels (or as loud as the speakers will allow)

lol... the poor liir using their flippers to try to cover their ears

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Post by Kontaro » Mon Dec 04, 2006 10:18 pm

Lol! Then the human ships can time their salvos to the beat, and really throw them baddies for a spin!
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Post by Depth1 » Tue Dec 05, 2006 6:27 pm

As a counter, the Liir develop a terrible form of audio terror called "disco" and launch probes that drill into ships and sets up large indestructible speakers that play it on 130db, in addition to broadcasting it on all frequencies.

Meanwhile, the Hivers recieve these two broadcasts all at once, and split into two factions, each representing a broadcast.

Meanwhile, the Tarkan Emperor commit suicide after trying to contact one of his Varkona's.
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Post by sorain » Wed Jul 18, 2007 8:24 am

Broadcast to Zuul by Terran Psicological warfare division

"Everything you know is wrong"

unfortuantly for the humans, the Zuul where convenced that this was a genuine refrence to the great makers, and proceded to halt their internal wars to capture enough humans to rip the meaning from.

They then failed to belive it had no important meaning.
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Post by Leuthesius » Tue Oct 30, 2007 6:07 am

Hilarity.

Or dead tarka/liir/hiver/human corpses with some Zuul worms laying around. "CRAWWWWWLING IN MMMMY SSSSKIINNNN"
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Post by Sevain » Tue Oct 30, 2007 1:20 pm

Run! Run for your lives! I hear Inquisitor Slasher the Nemesis of All Things Un-Dead coming! I think he may even bring a picture with text in it!






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Post by Slasher » Tue Oct 30, 2007 8:47 pm

Did someone call my name?
Oh, is this all. I suppose I might as well entertain Sevains expectations...
Here we go...
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Post by Kiith-sa » Wed Oct 31, 2007 10:52 pm

that could have interestin side effects :

-liir developing a form of "rock" song, guss it would make our heads explode if we tryed to listed to thsoe telepathic songs :P

-tarkisan rap: just plain :shock:

-zuul listening megadeth or somthign of the sort also :shock:

-hivers....hmmm....nope no ideas.. give me some ppl
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Post by Slasher » Thu Nov 01, 2007 3:48 am

Surely it is he hivers who would develop rap music. Always hanging with his Brotha's while the (hu)man is holding him down...
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Post by buddahcjcc » Sun Nov 11, 2007 8:04 pm

lol slasher

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