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Re: Humor

Post by Mesaia » Mon Aug 24, 2009 9:10 am

"Mayhem! Mayhem! Assault Shuttle, entering atmosphere."

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Re: Humor

Post by U.E.D.C. » Wed Sep 09, 2009 8:55 pm

A Solforce vessel has been boarded and only a handful of marines and crewmen are left alive, trying to hold the engine room from thier attackers.
Marine Captain: Give Up!
Boarders: Why should we?
Marine Cptn: Cause we out number you!
Boarders: Oh, well that is a good reason to... HEY! wait a minute...
The boards begin to count thier ranks...
Boarders: One... Two... Three.... Four...
Other Boarder: Um Sir? I think we've been had...
Crewman: Great plan, dumb-ass
Marine Captain: Hey it was worth a shot.
Mecron wrote:"Hah! We rule the earth!!! Space is stupid anyway!"

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Re: Humor

Post by Monkeyking » Sun Sep 20, 2009 9:08 pm

I had a little drawing to show but i am having issues with my scanner so bear with me. A group of pilgrim dressed Tarkas are burning a Liir on the stake. A and a Zuul walk by the human says been their done that not to interesting . The Zuul replies dido
"And I say that selling you soul to the devil is only done by the stupid. Why sell your soul for temporarily pleasure ,and eternal servitude where it be far easier to rent it." Charles John Heredia

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Re: Humor

Post by U.E.D.C. » Thu Jan 07, 2010 11:33 pm

topic bump!

SolForce marines storm a complex tunnel network filled with hivers. A marine throws a grenade around a corner and dozens of hivers start running around screaming before dying. Another marine turns to him and asks: "Dude, what the hell was that?" The marine shrugs and says " Can a Raid." The marine next to him is carrying a rolled up newspaper in one hand and an old slipper in the other.
Mecron wrote:"Hah! We rule the earth!!! Space is stupid anyway!"

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Re: Humor

Post by damaelle » Mon Aug 30, 2010 2:55 am

you got nice idea.. hmmm wait a sec i'll think of something

so that i can post and share it to you..

hmmmmmmmmmmm.........

hhmmmmmmmmmmmmmm......

i'll post it later. have to search for some first....

:)

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