This pit needs some PEP!

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Captain Colon
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This pit needs some PEP!

Post by Captain Colon » Wed Mar 13, 2013 6:43 pm

[Tired of getting mauled by bears on my engineer so I'm gonna do some insane scout with a scout who is insane]

COME ON GIRLS, THEY SAY THERE'S A PIT FULL OF GROSS BATS AND STUFF THAT NEEDS TO BE CLEANED UP! YOU BETTER WATCH OUT BATTY BATS CAUSE YOU'RE ABOUT TO GET PEPPED! YEAH! ALL TOGETHER NOW!

Like, omg, look at this dump! No wonder everyone's dying!

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Mecron
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Re: This pit needs some PEP!

Post by Mecron » Wed Mar 13, 2013 6:48 pm

Ummm sorry 50's dude...you missed your era by 60 years or so

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Re: This pit needs some PEP!

Post by Captain Colon » Wed Mar 13, 2013 6:50 pm

WOW I just ggot here and i already found a hiver multi-tool! THAT IS SO AWESOME! OMG INFINI-FOOD TOO! UGGGHHH I'M GONNA GET SO FAT HERE LOL

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Re: This pit needs some PEP!

Post by Captain Colon » Wed Mar 13, 2013 7:08 pm

well looks like sally died of some kind of disease...girls, let this be a reminder to always use protection! smart gals like me always keep their auto pistol handy! nothing touches you without your consent!

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Erinys
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Re: This pit needs some PEP!

Post by Erinys » Thu Mar 14, 2013 6:27 am

*low, guttural, disgusted sigh*
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Re: This pit needs some PEP!

Post by NuclearHuggz » Thu Mar 14, 2013 8:39 pm

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